The Onion Covers My Birthday

Second Birthday In A Row Ruined By Terrorism Second Birthday In A Row Ruined By Terrorism

HOBOKEN, NJ–In what threatens to be an annual ritual, Rob Bachman, born Sept. 11, 1973, braced himself Tuesday for yet another birthday ruined by the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

Glad my fellow birthdaymates are a story of national bemusement.